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November 6th, 2005 @ 8:41AM
Zookeeper
A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.
“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”
User Comments
 Rodrica
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Date: November 8, 2005 @ 4:22 AM
  Love it! 
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 willgce
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Date: November 10, 2005 @ 4:52 AM
yo dat joke was funny. tell me another.
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Da1DaOnlyCamay
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Date: November 13, 2005 @ 2:26 PM
 that was good, where do you come up with this stuff  :
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 LeNoraJaye
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Date: November 14, 2005 @ 12:34 PM
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BOWILLIE
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Date: November 21, 2005 @ 10:38 AM
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 GTOriginal
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Date: December 2, 2005 @ 11:07 AM
   
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EtherEclectic
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Date: December 4, 2005 @ 12:00 PM
ewwww lol! wow that suckers willing to pay for animal sex! i will never think the same about zookeepers with mullets!
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