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Journal - December 27th, 2005 @ 3:08PM

No need for condoms

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mum! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"



User Comments

Advancedtsand19151
Date: December 27, 2005 @ 5:07 PM
Rolling On Floor Laughing!
AlternativeGTOriginal
Date: January 6, 2006 @ 3:14 PM
Big Grin Thumbs Up
Electronicsinai
Date: January 8, 2006 @ 5:39 AM
i can dig thatNodding
OtherSimonWaldram
Date: January 10, 2006 @ 4:43 AM
A named Sue? :o (Eeek!)
Otherhantu
Date: February 3, 2006 @ 12:48 PM
Hah! Nice!
OtherWildasRapids
Date: February 3, 2006 @ 1:49 PM
hahaha good one :) (Smile)
RockRodrica
Date: February 17, 2006 @ 4:44 AM
Laughing My Arse Off Thumbs Up
OtherSnoogans775
Date: December 5, 2006 @ 6:23 PM
that's sharp
AlternativeAlwex
Date: February 3, 2007 @ 5:24 AM
hahahaha

 

 

 

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